This page is home to all things script-based. I've written a bunch of things and acted in a bunch of things and all my favorites are here except this "stop-motion" "sketch" I shot in high school with my friend Amanda where we re-enacted the scene in Titanic where Jack dies.

GARBAGE PARTY

I wanted to make an insane sketch show, and here we are. All of the graphics and transition animations were made by me, every sketch stars either my voice or me and every element was written/shot/edited by me (except the Jackass sketch which was shot/edited by Thomas R. Wood). I dug through the internet for public domain footage to chop and screw, recorded a bunch of new voiceover and turned one piece of video into a techno song. It's unbelievable that it's three minutes long.

BROTHERLY

I co-wrote and co-starred in this webseries with Chris Charpentier and it's a blast. It ended up getting shot by the Nix Brothers and produced by Big Top, which really made it come to life in a big way. We spent a weekend in Vegas at a little house shooting day and night and it's some of the most fun I've ever had shooting something. Watch all the episodes here, or check out the trailer:

PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME

This show is a Facebook original, which means you cannot embed it on a website and you can't watch it anywhere but Facebook. (I'll give you one guess why no one on Earth has seen it.) I love it, though! Ahamed Weinberg and Sarah Silverman created this show where each episode two comedians act as a couple and go to couples therapy with a real therapist. I played Fred Melamed's nazi stepson!!! Watch it here.

CORPORATE

I was cast as Trademarq, a Banksy-esque sellout street artist, in Comedy Central's sitcom Corporate, and spent a week shooting opposite the late great Lance Reddick. He was incredible and it's an incredible show. Watch my full episode on Paramount+, or here's a clip:

NUMBER 5

This is one of my favorite things I've ever written. It's the beautiful and heartwarming story of a very nice serial killer. I co-wrote it with Pat Bishop, he directed it and I starred in it. I also produced it, cast it, found all the props and costuming, scheduled the shoots, managed the money and designed the flyers we use in it. It bopped around the internet a little bit and then got picked up by JASH.

WOMEN

WOMEN was my sketch group. We had a blast. It was a long time ago now but the sketches are still on YouTube and it's still some of my proudest work. We were strange at times, and dumb and dark always, and we ended up making sketches for both Comedy Central and IFC. You can see them all on our YouTube channel.