I call these shirts Emo Football. Turns out if you combine sports logo design with depression, the result really speaks to people. I put up the first designs in 2021 and since then I've been posting new ones every few months or so. I rotate old designs out of the Emo Football section of my personal shop, but you can find every single design I've released in my etsy shop.

In 2016, I made a campaign sign that said, "IDK NOT TRUMP THO 2016," put it up in front of my house, tweeted a picture of it, and then left to record my podcast. By the time I was done recording, the post had thousands of retweets. By the time I got home, people were selling bootleg versions of the shirt online. I scrambled to get a version up on my site right away, to stop those animals from making the money I should be making, and over the following two months I sold a few hundred of them on my own. In June of 2016, Urban Outfitters licensed the design from me and put shirts, stickers and mugs into all of their American stores. A bunch of articles popped up about it but BuzzFeed wrote the first.

I did not bring the design back in 2020 because I didn't want to contribute in any way to people not voting for Biden, but in 2024 I found myself angry at Biden for running again and disillusioned with the Democratic Party, so I felt comfortable bringing it back. This time it was a little more... specific.

I sold them as shirts, mugs, stickers and signs out of my store until Biden finally dropped out, when it started to feel like the wrong message again. Kamala is under 70, after all!!! The sign worked and I am a hero. I kept two shirts and one sign in my shop, though, so the world won't forget how important I am.

I love vinyl and I love making vinyl. To this date I've released 14 7-inch vinyl records (or smaller) and one full-length double vinyl album (that actually came with a supplemental 7-inch and CD as well). Every single label, jacket and insert were laid out by me, and most of the art is mine as well. Check out the records in my shop.

This one is self-explanatory. It's my Epstein Was Murdered basketball hoop set. When the hoops came in the mail, there was a note at the bottom of the box, written by the manufacturer I assume, that said, "He sure was! Keep up the good work!" It's sold out but I left it in my shop.

I found a magazine in the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis called Be Ready! that was all about how Antifa is gonna kill your family. That was the inspiration for I'm Scared Magazine. It's an 8-page 5.5" x 8.5" mock doomsday prepper zine I wrote, designed and laid out. It's made entirely out of stock photos and articles I wrote. You can buy it in my store or you can flip through a digital version on the I'm Scared website.

I released my first album as a digital download alongside a flipbook! It's a 152-page two-way flipbook I put together from the album art and some other things.

This positive caution tape is sadly not for sale, but you can give it a like or a share on instagram if you like.

Every election I make a bigger I Voted sticker than the one before. They're not for sale but follow me on instagram to watch the progression.