On this page you’ll find links to every professional piece of stand-up comedy I’ve made. The year I started was 2009, and since then I’ve performed in every corner of the U.S. and some of Canada. Every joke I’ve ever told was written by me, performed by me and bombed over and over night after night in Nebraska and Alabama and everywhere else until I thought it was good enough to be part of something on this page. In other words, I’m proud of it! Please enjoy my professional bio:

Dave Ross is a comedian in New York City. Every single person on earth likes him. He's been on the Late Late Show with James Corden, This is Not Happening, Drunk History, WTF with Marc Maron, Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer, Behind the Bastards, The Daily Zeitgeist and many many more. He was a New Face at Just For Laughs Montreal in 2016, and since then has been touring the country, headlining every single type of room -- from a tent at Warped Tour to a theater at SXSW to The Hollywood Improv, New York Comedy Club and your basement. His first album The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex is really really good and that's why everybody likes him so much.

STANDUP ALBUM

In 2019, after doing standup comedy for ten years, I released my first album The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex. It's probably the thing I'm most proud of. I mean just look at the track titles. Look! Look at them. Look at the track titles.

STORYTELLING

I've always jumped at any opportunity to be a part of the storytelling community. Winning a couple Moth Story Slams and a Moth Grand Slam got me addicted, then Risk! brought me on a few times, and eventually I was lucky enough to tell stories on This is Not Happening and Drunk History.

TAPED STANDUP SETS

I didn't include my Late Late Show set here because it's already at the top of the page and I didn't wanna repeat myself! But don't forget that it's there. I've done three standup tapings, and don't you forget it.

SINGLES & BANDCAMP

Digging around the internet or my webstore you may have noticed there are many many more standup releases out there than my one album. I put out my formal album that was professionally recorded and painstakingly crafted over years in 2019, and then I released a bunch of 7-inches and compilations I put together from DIY recordings because I like punk rock. The album is definitely what I send people first, but if you've consumed everything on this page and you want more, please do check them out on bandcamp and in my shop.

TOURING

I don't tour so much anymore! Maybe here and there on a weekend, but mostly I'm just doing standup in New York City. Come see me live.